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Prepare Demotivational Poster


PREPAREDNESS -


TAGS: preparedness rifles guns
Rating: 4.03/5

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rogueagent - February 8, 2010, 2:08 pm
This looks familiar.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:27 pm
That army of zombies ain't gonna kill itself ye know. (Yeah, I'm Scottish)


life's little lessons -


TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up


PREPAREDNESS - Being ready for anything, even unicorn attacks




DIE - Prepare to do it


TAGS: princess bride die dying prepare
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cubbybear - February 4, 2009, 6:33 pm
Oh well...he tried...good effort


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.


TAGS: ike radiant dawn path of radiance fire emblem super smash bros brawl taunt sympathy i fight for my friends prepare yourself aether
Rating: 2.59/5

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... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


Snowbathing -


TAGS: polar bears nothern manitoba snow storms prepared
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:00 pm
Shipped overnight air by UPS!
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:58 pm
Is that a penguin from Antarctica on that arctic spit? Must have escaped from a zoo!
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:54 am
Those cuddly polar bears will get ya ever time. Just don't let them GET ya cuz you'll be on that spit. Thanks for the vote mao.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2013, 7:46 am
Made Me Feel Good For Some Reason. 5 Cold L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 5, 2013, 10:23 pm
Mess of a day, eh? I don't mind shoveling powder in December, but carving the snow out before Christmas does not bode well for our prospects this winter. Fair thee well, fellow Canadians......Winter is coming.
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
Huh, guess he meant those things he used said to spypengen...teehee.
Greeny - December 5, 2013, 7:02 pm
Steve in a bear suit - lol
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 5:37 pm
Yep me too. Just came in for the 3rd time today shoveling out my driveway and sidewalks. Same thing yesterday. Tomorrow I'm just using the flame thrower!
Oldsod - December 5, 2013, 1:25 pm
Yessss...Looking out the window at sleet pellets. For the first time in a decade, I don't have to cut firewood. Not sure if that's better or worse.


Pain and Buying Jewelry -




BUG OUT BAG - Remember. 'B.O.B.' is your friend.


TAGS: zombie preparedness emergency
Rating: 2.42/5

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Fatt Matt - August 21, 2009, 4:37 pm
(+) I'm / (-)I'll
Fatt Matt - August 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
Women need T.P. in a waterproof bag. That's what you meant to say I'll sure... ;)
CANADA( not logged in) - August 20, 2009, 4:22 pm
you need T.P. in a waterproof bag


CHERRYPICKING -


TAGS: pastor unprepared tries to pick a verse
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:04 pm
This one never fails to give me the chuckles
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:56 pm
But don't get me wrong, when it comes to kids 'n such, I think there is far too little she-bear action.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
Thanks. Started off as an a**hole atheist rant but then I thought that Jesus warning the good folks about something our mothers used to was where the real funny lived. I think you agree with me on that.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 10:37 pm
An hour until swimming. Sweet. This is why your stuff consistently rocks.
BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
Ahhh...childhood memories along side the pool...always so d*** worried about dieing cause I just ate a cookie...d*** you, how will I sleep tonight *positive thoughts, fetal position...calm, calm*
Bob Chin - May 28, 2009, 9:40 pm
The fish weren't really fresh?


Life -




RETROSPECT... -




BOY SCOUT PLEDGE -




Don't worry, y'all -




Soldier on -


TAGS: hardship prepares ordinary people destiny
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 30, 2016, 12:49 am
Stunning


GETTING PREPARED FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON -




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